People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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