He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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