his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I have post one night stand depression
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