maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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