is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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