Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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