Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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