playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
