okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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