Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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