I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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