glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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