somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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