It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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