Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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