Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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