where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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