Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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