i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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