i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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