I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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