Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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