I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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