do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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