Jerry, you need to find god
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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