Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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