We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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