I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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