that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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