she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize