I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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