Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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