Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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