And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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