I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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