Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
