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Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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