Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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