apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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