But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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