Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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