talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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