i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes