I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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