i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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