He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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