I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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