Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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