you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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