i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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