would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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