and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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