Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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