um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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