the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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