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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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