Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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