another moral hangover. fuck.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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